Top 10 Lies Told by a Paramedic – Joke of the Week

Posted: September 20, 2011 in Joke Of the Week
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1. Its not my fault, he kept moving.
2. This might stick a little.
3. I did say clear first.
4. I know where I’m going.
5. It’s OK, I’ll cut along the seams.
6. The ambulance is clean.
7. It’s the flu, not a hangover.
8. The gloves are for your protection.
9. The patient refused the treatment.
10. I am in it for the money
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