The Top 10 Reasons to Date an EMT

Posted: September 23, 2011 in News and Articles
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10. We are used to staying up all night.
9.  We are good with multiple partners.
8.  We are experts in mouth to mouth.
7.  We are the best in rapid clothing removal.
6.  We have our own multi-positional bed.
5.  We shock the socks off you.
4.  We always come when we are called.
3.  We are prepared for any rhythm.
2.  We are familiar with Latex and restraints.
And the number 1 reason to date an EMT…
1.  Anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us!
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